would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
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Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
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seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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