Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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