no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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