Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
