My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
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Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
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They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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