too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Randomize
