ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
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