I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
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I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
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Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize