Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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