How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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