Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
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