Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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