Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
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It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
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