She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
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you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
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I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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