He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
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