So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I'm like, not good at living.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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