Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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