I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
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It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
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Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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