i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
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she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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