Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
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