Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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