I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Fuck appropriateness.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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