do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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