It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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