Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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