I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
