How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
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They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
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I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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