is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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