I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
she woke up with a sticky ear
They should really pass out barf bags in church
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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