So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
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