She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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