Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
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heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
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I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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