Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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