i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
tequila makes me forget i have legs
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
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Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
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I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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