So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
we're making bets on your personal life
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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