Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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