I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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