I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Just cropdusted the office
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
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