i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Damn victory sex feels great
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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