In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
