How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
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