So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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