i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
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been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
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It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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