i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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