Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
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will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
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Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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