i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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