I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
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You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
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I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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