after a month anything with tits is on the radar
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
This is the prime rib incident all over again
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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