he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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