Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
