I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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