there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
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they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
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I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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