Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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