If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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