The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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