She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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