He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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