You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
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Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
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Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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